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Who would have ever thought that curing deadly diseases would be fun? Two Point Hospital is being described by its critics as fiendishly satisfying – which is quite a paradox. The game is however designed in such a manner that first you’ll be wondering whether you could have made it as the U.S. Secretary of Health; until it takes a drastic turn and you really want options of morgues to buy in the game.

This medical simulation first lets you ease in, with not too many strange health cases to deal with and a lot of cash in hand. Then the game shows you how the dead want to linger around in your hospital as spirits frightening other patients. This is still easy to handle as you can hire a janitor who also specializes in ghost busting – quite convenient isn’t it?

In order to complete a level and move to another hospital, you have to earn just one star but you can also aim for the perfect score of three. As you progress amongst the levels of the game however, your hospital’s problems become way more complex to handle. Like the village called Lower Bullocks, is affected with a syndrome which leads to delusions such as patients thinking they are rock stars!

In scenarios such as the one of Lower Bullocks, you have to build a team of psychiatrists. This is easier said than done as you have to wait till your doctors can reach this qualification. While you wait around, the queues of patients who are getting riled-up keep building up. Alongside teaching you about hospitals, this game could also show you what the Human Resources department goes through in such disastrous situations.

While you wait around for your doctor’s qualifications, you can compete in other challenges for some fun cash. This cash is named so because you can use these to buy fixtures such as paintings and an arcade machine to keep them busy while they wait. While you unlock each fixture you experience a new level of satisfaction as the queue becomes a little less angry while they wait around.

Finally, if you manage to find your way out of these tough locations you reach a final level which has more stationary targets to achieve such as research projects. Even though these targets don’t have you looking around for solutions in a chaos, they are quite tough to achieve. All you will be faced with are financial problems which could be solved by a dubious loan from the bank.

This game features a lot of daft humor like the simulations of a dopamine hit alongside satisfying you with the perfect staff and doctors at times when things run smoothly. This game features probably every aspect of the business that a hospital would have to experience – from the health inspector’s visit to the spotting of problem areas in management.

If you cannot handle pressure then expect this game to test your patience!